My Fabulous Toaster

My Fabulous Toaster is a sketch by Danny Reyes and Duke. It was featured in the first episode of season one, Shovels Are for Digging.

Story
It is about a red character named Toasterphile who sits in a cardboard box painted to look like a car (hence the name car-dboard box) and encounters and old lady with the most fabulous toaster he has ever seen. The Toasterphile goes over to the old lady, asking if he can have the toaster, and even paying the lady, but she keeps it for herself. The Toasterphile goes on to admit that he is attracted to the toaster and wants to stick his genitalia inside it. After the old lady's dialogue becomes incomprehensible the Toasterphile gets angry and threatens to break her neck unless she gives him it. After she once again fails to give him the toaster, he breaks her neck, takes the toaster home and makes it his bitch by having sex with it. At the end he is seen crying in bed with the toaster.

Written by

 * Duke

Voices by

 * Duke

Director, Animation, Backgrounds, Character Design

 * Danny Reyes